I remember a time when I would spend the whole day on tumblr reblogging posts. Now I could care less if I ever go on tumblr again. I grew up, I matured and I don’t spend all day stuck in my room on the computer like I used to. It’s so much better spending your day doing something other than on a website interacting with people you’ll never meet. So there’s that.
So it’s been a while hasn’t it?
Just so you know I’m still alive but I’m not on tumblr like I used to. I work a lot, I go to school two days of the week but it’s a lot, I work all day Monday and Friday from 6:30 am-5:30 pm, and Thursdays sometimes, and then I also hang out with my boyfriend 4 days a week. So I’m busy and don’t care for tumblr all that much anymore. Whoops.
life hack: just be fucking nice to people
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun