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I remember a time when I would spend the whole day on tumblr reblogging posts. Now I could care less if I ever go on tumblr again. I grew up, I matured and I don’t spend all day stuck in my room on the computer like I used to. It’s so much better spending your day doing something other than on a website interacting with people you’ll never meet. So there’s that.

thefunniestpost:

Dogs are just wonderful and funny.

(Source: chaapa-la-pachala)

(Source: roger-rabbit)

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

So it’s been a while hasn’t it?

I’M ALIVE! 

Definitely the best New Year’s Eve/ New Year’s Day. Spent it with my wonderful boyfriend, couldn’t have had it any other way. Can you believe it’s been 7 months since we’ve been together already!?

Definitely the best New Year’s Eve/ New Year’s Day. Spent it with my wonderful boyfriend, couldn’t have had it any other way. Can you believe it’s been 7 months since we’ve been together already!?

Hi

Just so you know I’m still alive but I’m not on tumblr like I used to. I work a lot, I go to school two days of the week but it’s a lot, I work all day Monday and Friday from 6:30 am-5:30 pm, and Thursdays sometimes, and then I also hang out with my boyfriend 4 days a week. So I’m busy and don’t care for tumblr all that much anymore. Whoops.

fairgroundsoldier:

when slow human walk in front of fast human bad thing happen

(Source: hannibalitus)

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin)

life hack: just be fucking nice to people

(Source: lovingfoss666)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun