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Definitely the best New Year’s Eve/ New Year’s Day. Spent it with my wonderful boyfriend, couldn’t have had it any other way. Can you believe it’s been 7 months since we’ve been together already!?

Definitely the best New Year’s Eve/ New Year’s Day. Spent it with my wonderful boyfriend, couldn’t have had it any other way. Can you believe it’s been 7 months since we’ve been together already!?

Hi

Just so you know I’m still alive but I’m not on tumblr like I used to. I work a lot, I go to school two days of the week but it’s a lot, I work all day Monday and Friday from 6:30 am-5:30 pm, and Thursdays sometimes, and then I also hang out with my boyfriend 4 days a week. So I’m busy and don’t care for tumblr all that much anymore. Whoops.

fairgroundsoldier:

when slow human walk in front of fast human bad thing happen

(Source: hannibalitus)

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin)

life hack: just be fucking nice to people

(Source: lovingfoss666)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(Source: earthtoheatherr)

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

jallbait:

was this movie real

(Source: wonderfulanimation)